FUTILE DEVICE: STEPHEN MILLER IS FUCKING REPULSIVE

RM 98.47

He looks like he's trying on a human suit. He looks like he got dribbled on his head as a baby. All day. He looks like a weasel and a turkey wing had a baby and dropped it off on a doorstep in winter. He looks like someone snatched his wig, but that wig was a bald cap, too. Motherfucker looks like he can't cross a circle of salt. Bitch looks glued together from pieces of scrap republicans. 

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.